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It s a no from me dawg This is the weirdest book I have ever read Some dude finds out his girlfriend s vagina is a doorway to another world Yep another worldSo of course he crawls inside her and explores the world and meets a girl with horns and falls in ove with her after he is forced to remain in the bizarro world when his girlfriend in the real world gets pregnant trapping him there Apparently the bizarro world is transferred from mother to child He wouldn t be able to get out until the child reaches maturity and
by then his body won t be able to ive anywhere else You then his body won t be able to ive anywhere else You after you re stuck in that world Molotov Mouths: Explosive New Writing long enough your skeleton detaches itself through a hole in your back and you turn into a sort of putty person with no bonesThere s a bunch of skeletons walking around all And then the body that remains is all ClaymationikeThis is my first foray into Bizarro fiction and I have to say I ike it It s so weird Total absurdity Gross fantastical over the top not for everyone But it worked for me The author ives in Portland Oregon which is apparently the bizarro fiction mecca Somehow that doesn t surprise me What a fun romp through Stacy s vagina Who knew it would turn into such a heartwarming ove story The alternate universe between Stacy s egs is just as mesmerizing and amazing as Wonderland and the Emerald city It s funny and beautifully writtenI also enjoyed Carlton Mellick s The Menstruating Mall It s refreshing to know of a man not afraid to explore the female mystiue in such an up close and personal way Carlton thank you for this one of a kind storyI Discovering Our Past California Edition: Medieval And Early Modern Times look forward to reading ALL of your books sooner thanater Why not try something new What can I say I got inspired Dthe name of the guy is Steve I changed it to Paul We have a story And a guy name PaulHe had a girlfriendAnd In This Land: The Purple Book, Volume Four loved her most of allTheirove was sweetBut not so pureHe had a mission Her vagina to cureHer vajeje made noicesA whisper a howlWhen it got too spookyPaul cover her crotch with a towelPaul tried to be braveHe thought he could take But her haunted vaginaWas hard to ignoreThen came the dayWhen she made some suggestionsBut Paul was too shockedTo ask any uestionsHer plan was so simpleA shove and a pushHer thighs were wide openHe dove into her too shockedTo ask any uestionsHer plan was so simpleA shove and a pushHer thighs were wide openHe dove into her wasn t so simpleIt was dark and foggyBut because she oved himShe gave him walkie talkieAnd after a whileHe saw a bright ightPaul was still scaredBut was ready to fightHe wasn t sure what he The Houdini Solution: Put Creativity and Innovation to work by thinking inside the box ll find thereMaybe a ghost or a clown But to his biggest surpriseHe found a whole townThe town was spookyEven in the daylightBut he comforted himself by sayingThat he won t spend the nightHe was planning to crawl backThis vagina was too scary he wasn t a fanBut a woman he metRuined his whole plan You will stay here and play with me Theatex girl saidAnd when he got dragged to her caveHe knew it was too Cybercrime and Digital Forensics: An Introduction lateShe cared for him deeplyBut Paul was still scaredIt wasn t this girlBut vaginas owner he most caredMany months went byPaul was still being held captive But a miracle happenedHe found her attractiveShe was made ofatexThey made ove sweetlyThe noises were sueakyBut they were doing it weekly Paul are you still there He heard an echo one dayHe ooked at his walkie talkieAnd knew it right awayI AM SO ANGRYYOU PROMISED TO SAVE ME KINDABUT HERE so angryYou promised to save me kindaBut here still amLost deep inside your vaginaI know I m sorryBut I still miss you soAlthough I cheated on youI won t The Meaning of Difference: American Constructions of Race, Sex and Gender, Social Class, Sexual Orientation, and Disability let you go I know it all I wasn t drunkYour new boyfriend almost killed us allWhen he flooded your vagina with his spunkI can t come backI am in It's difficult toove a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the deadSteve is madly in One Small Step: An Anthology of Discoveries love with his eccentric girlfriend Stacy Unfortunately their sexife has been suffering as of ate because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming
Read & Download The Haunted VaginaWas trying to help is girlfriend Stacy and whatever is inside of her has changed and corrupted him He is now as malignant as Fig and her people I see the skeletons as the good cells and the bad cells since there were 2 kinds And Steve was mutated and changed for the bad He was forced to procreate with Fig replicating whatever they are supposed to be We know that there is cancer or a dead area inside of Stacy And then when they were all so excited about Stacy s impregnation I saw that to mean they can now attach themselves to her daughter and keeping their species alive for generations and generations to come daughter and keeping their species alive for generations and generations to come see Stacy dying shortly after her baby is born and never being able to warn her daughter of her experience just as I believe the same had happened to Stacy s mother hide spoiler Do the stories of bizarro books even matter To an outsider the whole genre seems to be one extremely tedious oneupmanship contest for the most eyecatching title whoever writes The Haunted Vagina wins the wackiest dude prize and readers And Carlton Mellick III is that winner hence me But the friend who plopped this specimen on my ap eliciting honks of aughter from the surrounding nerds was on a mission to convince me the bizarro genre was than embarrassing titles Birds like Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere an actual book I m sure it s a smash hit on GR sneer The verdict I was surprised This is twee This is cutesy It sike if the Tales from the Ballpark Tales from the Ballpark Tales from the Ballpark: More of the Greatest True Baseball Stories Ever Told More of the Greatest True Baseball Stories Ever Told More of the Greatest True Baseball Stories Ever Told latest Joseph Gordon Levitt movie was set inside Zooey Deschanel sadygarden Sure there s cuss words gratuitous 69 ing and waterfalls of streaming semen spelled cum here docked a star for that but you get that if you Google harmless cute fluffiness these days It s Isocrates I (The Oratory of Classical Greece, vol. 4) like actually aboutoneliness and about really being in Robot Programming: A Practical Guide to Behavior-Based Robotics love with boneless Latex women chauvinism or feminism discuss over adopted college girls who sat six degrees before turning thirty or it s an ecological parable or about the circle ofife Hakuna Matata or something I wish I had read these books at fifteen They really would have made me very happy indeed So bizarro For all your outlaw zaniness your sweary titles your butt plugs and Perfect Phrases for Writing Company Announcements: Hundreds of Ready-to-Use Phrases for Powerful Internal and External Communications lubricant you really only want someone toove you probably your mother Probably Do you Versailles like it strange How far into the bizarre are you willing to go This bizarro genre has for me been extremely hit or miss I either dislike a book so much that I trash it or Iike it very much I do ike The Haunted Va There are voices coming out of Steve s girlfriends vajayjay It was ike The Mystery of the Two-Toed Pigeon listening to the ocean in a hairy flesh seashell Wtf is going on down there in Stacy sove oven Weird Time to do a Rack Ruin little pootie investigation Get out the spelunking gear and dive head first into the vertical smile It s a whole other world up in theady flower complete with crafty dinners spit covered glow worms melting skeletons and a horny Fig Will Stacy ever find out the truth about her hoo ha Who could be haunting Stacy s fiddly bits Will Steve be able to find true Espenlaub love deep in the panty hamster All these uestions and will be revealed from down under in the great vagoo Sometimes I just make myselfaugh Like when I ooked up silly names for
the vagina on the internet while hanging on the couch with my wife She kept wondering whyvagina on the internet while hanging on the couch with my wife She kept wondering why was sitting there giggling to myself ike a moron Just in case you re interested Googling funny names for the vagina will bring up all kinds of whacky things Be forewarned And if you are immature ike me and have the mentality of a 14yr old school boy then have fun. To another world She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place But once inside Steve finds it difficult to return especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig who ives within the onely haunted world between Stacy's eg. .
OveThis ghost atex girlFits me Racial Theories In Context like a glovePaul I stillove youHope to see you one dayIt might be yearsBut be that as it mayI still care for you
TOOBUT DON T WORRY I M NOT IN CHINAIdon t worry I m not in ChinaI be here with youBuried deep in your vaginaThis story is simpleIt s not a work of artBut it made me aughBecause it sounded ike a brain fart OMG I want to read this just to see what kind of whathefuckery this is D A haunted vagina That tops even dino erotica D BR with my MacHalo Freaks starting Dec 10 2015This story is supposed to BE FUNNY WATCH ME LAUGHIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY funny Watch me Cigarette Kisses laughIt should have been funny mean it s about a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead How could this be anything but hilarious Such a premise definitely calls for much merriment and revelry Actually I think I might be at fault here Maybe I read it all wrong Maybe I have no sense of humor Maybe I didn t try hard enough toike it Maybe if I d really put my heart into it I d have managed to at east smile Should I give it another try Okay et s see Concentrate Sarah concentrateNope Not working Sorry Crap will be crap and funny this is not But hey all is not ost for despite not being hilarious this story is ots of other things it is boring as hell And uninspired And flat And dull And insipid And soporiferous aka great for napping And uninteresting from beginning to end And un pretty much everything This story is so many things How excitingAnd the moral of this non review is do yourself a favour and don t read this Believe me you Gutsy Girls: Young Women Who Dare ll be glad you didn t Happy Valentines Day Thisittle book was made available for free this weekend by Eraserhead or Avant Punk or however this whole incestuous Bizzaro world is organized as a pdf so I thought what better way to spend Valentines Day evening when normal people are out on dates or fucking or whatever it is people do who have relationships with other people than to read a Organizations As Knowledge Systems love story about a boy and a girl with ghostsiving in her cooter A fun read I agree with some other reviewer that it could have been developed a Little Scarlet (Easy Rawlins little but maybe just fleshed out aittle I think the ength was just about perfect much onger and this could have become pretty tiresome After reading Baby Butt Plug Jesus and finding it to be annoying and trying to hard to be weird for weird s sake this book had a fun appeal I could see this being a very delightful Tim Burton movie project with Johnny Depp climbing into Helen Bonham Carter s snatch and discovering a dreary and decaying world populated with strange creatures and skeletons Now THAT was one fucked up story Definitely not something I would normally read but I have to admit it WAS interestingin a twisted gross fucked up way Please don t ask me to plot review I don t think I can ETA Alright so after thinking about this story some and reading other reviews I ve realized that I saw this story totally differently from most of those other readers and I have come to the conclusion with some assistance that that is totally the point To be able to interpret this story in multiple ways So here is my take on it If you ever plan on reading this story I strongly suggest you DO NOT read my spoiler view spoilerSo many people saw this as a sweet romantic story about Steve finding Never Sweeter love Maybe it s my educationalwork background as a nurse along with what s been going on in myife recently but I see this is tragic and horrific I see CANCER maybe not even the actual diagnosis of cancer but as something that is abnormal and malignant and replicating and spreading itself throughout fill in the blank Steve. Rom Stacy's pubic region She says that her vagina is haunted She doesn't think it's that big of a deal Steve on the other hand completely disagrees When a iving corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex Stacy earns that her vagina is actually a doorway.